Listening to: Pub and GO!
I hate stoners. Namely, my damn parents. Because of their stupid stoner asses, I almost got in BIG trouble at school.
As they usually do at this time of the year, they had one of their random drug searches, with the German Shepherds and everything. I was, unfortunately, in the desk closest to the damn door. I heard the liscence tags in the dog's collar just suddenly STOP RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY CLASSROOM, and the dog started clawing at the door and whimpering and whining. My class was forced to leave the room, and lo and behond, the police officers and principal came out of the room with my Nintendo messenger bag.
I got searched, and THANK GOD my parents didn't decide to stash any in my backpack for whatever reason, or I would've probably gotten expelled from the goddamn school.
I know my parents have done a lot of good things for me, like paying for the Myrtle Beach trip I just went on with the high school marching band I'm in, but they WILL pay me back for the shit they've put me through. Whether I have to force it out of them or not.
I told the police, the principal, the two assistand principals, and all the teachers that questioned me, that it was because my dumbass parents smoke cigarettes and pot HEAVILY, and that that was the reason I smelled of smoke constantly.
My mother was called after the search, and when asked if she "wanted to speak to me," there was a silence for a moment, followed by the principal saying "O--- Okay. I--- I'll convey the message, then."
Looks like mommy didn't want to get bitched out by her pissed-off daughted because of this.
I have literally said (a billion times) that this was SURE TO HAPPEN, but my parents always said. "You don't smell like it, so you don't have to worry about it!"
Unfortunately, COUNTLESS people have approached me in the past saying "Do you smoke pot? You reek of it!"
And, since I told the officials about why I smell like pot smoke, and the fact that the dog smelled a very heavy pot-smoke smell on my messenger bag, the police could get a search warrant on my parents, search the house, find the pot, take my parents to prison (where my mom has been at least twice), and send me to a foster home. Luckily, I have my grandparents, who are actually responsible enough to be able to take care of me.
Someone, please shoot me in the head with a sniper rifle and end this shit I have to deal with. I've had to deal with the shit I get from my parents for as long as I was old enough to know what I was doing. Now, since there's that possibility that my parents could go to prison for this, I may end up losing my parents to the penal system (do NOT make a joke about that).
If my parents go to jail because of this, I may end up going insane and ending up in a mental hospital.
THANK GOD most of my teachers trust me. But, there IS that thing about me that people have said makes me seem like I'm high. I have the tendency to to these stoner-like things: stare into space randomly, burst out into a fit of giggles in the middle of complete silence, say the WEIRDEST things at the WEIRDEST times, and shout random shit in the middle of an environment that doesn't seem to fit (I don't shout things like that when I'm not supposed to, but it happens at times that make people go "WTF?").
So, people are suspicious of me now.
If I start catching shit from people about this, I'm going to LOSE IT. Especially if my parents end up going to jail, and the word gets out.